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US Threatens Denmark

As the world now knows the Danish PM, Helle Thorning-Schmidt, shamelessly enticed President Barack Obama and British PM David Cameron at the funeral of Nelson Mandela.

Upon his return to the US the President ordered US warships to the North Sea to threaten the Copenhagen government and have it turn over their flirtatious PM to US officials.

English: Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Prime Ministe...

The US Navy Seals have been prepped should the Danes refuse to hand the PM over. In such a case the Seals will capture Mrs. Thorning-Schmidt and bring her back to the US where she will be interrogated by former President Bill Clinton.

When asked about their mission the Seal Team Leader replied that they've had tougher missions but noted that the Danes were once Vikings so it could be a tough extraction.

When asked about their mission the Seal Team Leader replied that they’ve had tougher missions but noted that the Danes were once Vikings so it could be a tough extraction.

When asked about the incident President Obama said, “let me be perfectly clear, wars have started over less and that woman made me look bad and insulted the US. I hope the Danes are not stupid enough to cross my red line by refusing to hand her over peaceably.”

It remains to be seen if the Danish military will resist the US Navy.

It remains to be seen if the Danish military will resist the US Navy.

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4 comments on “US Threatens Denmark

  1. What the heck is going on here?

  2. The President? Don’t you mean Michelle and Valerie Jarrett?

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